Monday, October 26, 2026
Salt Water Beer By Joe Garvey
Thursday, October 22, 2026
Comp Me a Drink, Never an Attitude By John Patrick Robbins
At times, I grow tired of people's nonstop drama.
As on top of being an editor, I didn't realize I was also supposed to be a mind reader as well.
Some things in the past, sadly, do not need to be whitewashed away.
As common sense and manners could use a resurgence in this era of entitled, overgrown children, social media conspiracy theorists, and empty-headed wannabe influencers living out Warhol's wet dream.
All climbing upon a soapbox to preach.
I only enjoy listening to music rather than pretentious, butthurt babies.
Because if you're not going to change the situation, then shut the fuck up!
A cold beer will always beat a warm, bleeding heart.
Sometimes, I miss the old farts I used to listen to in the bars as a kid.
They spoke with logic, mostly. I remember listening to an old man in a roadside junk store as I purchased an old silver Jefferson cup. He informed me that, judging by the crest, it had once been part of the governor of Virginia's estate, who happened to live right down the road from that very location.
"You know, my father told me he was the best politician he ever knew, and that's why he voted for him. Because he never promised nothing or did a damn thing either."
I cracked up at that one as I sat in the old building that held more stories than any library I had been to in a while.
I have always preferred old things and the company of older folks as we march happily into oblivion these days, with our heads in our iPhones and our minds permanently on mute.
Come to think about it, it is now me who's becoming one of those old farts. Stuck in the past in the best way possible.
Worn books, although dusty and tattered, hold more treasures hidden in plain sight.
Never blind yourself to this life.
An empty head is common, as a stiff drink and an equally good conversation with a worn soul seem a terrible thing to waste.
Cheers.
John Patrick Robbins, is a Southern gothic writer his work has been published in.
Horror Sleaze Trash, Disturb The Universe, Fixator Press, Lothlorien Poetry Journal, Piker Press, Spill The Words Press, Medusa's Kitchen and The Dope Fiend Daily.
His work is often dark and always unfiltered.
Monday, October 19, 2026
HE DRANK TWO BLUE COCKTAILS By Trish Saunders
standing near us at the bar. Later, I saw him in the street
waiting for the bus. He stepped in something,
sang, I was here, I was here.
Tomorrow, someone will tell him,
You look ridiculous.
He will believe them.
I saw that his black beard held gray tears. His
left leg tapped a Fred Astaire syncopation,
his right tapped in counter-rhythm.
Tenderly, he smiled at a child
who stopped to stare at the fool.
Ragged, his coat flapped.
My bus came.
Trish Saunders lives in Seattle. She has poems and short fiction
published or forthcoming in Chiron Review, Main Street Rag, Gargoyle, the late lamented Fat Damsel Review, and here in Drinkers Only.
Friday, October 16, 2026
Every Tuesday By Susan Isla Tepper
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Key West By Keith Pearson
He sat alone at a table in the patio bar, looking out over the Gulf turning gold beyond the palms. A small glass of rum sat patiently next to his hand. Somewhere a guitar was being played badly but beautifully, as if the player had forgotten the song but not the feeling.
He thought of his friend, the one who always promised they’d come here together. They would sit beneath the palms, drink something cold, watch the sun sink into the impossibly clear water.
But life had other plans
The sun lowered, burning the horizon orange, then red. Couple at other tables oohed and awed. He raised his glass toward the empty chair beside him.
‘I hope you can see this, kiddo,’ he said.
The empty chair said nothing.
He smiled sadly and drained his drink, enjoying the sting. But the sweet rum left a bitter taste and he felt tears form hidden by his shades. The sun disappeared into the horizon and night took to falling. He sat for a long time, the city waking to the night’s festivities. The sounds of people laughing, music playing, car horns honking. The city celebrating life.
The waiters saw the man in the white linen suit and Panama hat sitting alone and crying and left him alone. They had seen it before. Not every celebration was for the living.
Monday, October 12, 2026
On the Arrows By John Swain
The sky writhes
in the mirror
at the center
of the labyrinth,
the circle inside
the diamond fulfils
an imagined rose.
We measure
the compass dial
with golden thread
from the well.
We take refuge
on the arrows
and you sleep
in my eyelids
like a grassland
until the new beast
touches the hill.
John Swain lives in Le Perreux-sur-Marne, France. His work has recently appeared in Borderless Journal, DoubleSpeak, and The Rye Whiskey Review.
Tuesday, September 22, 2026
The Unforgettable Present By Renee Williams
Jose Cuervo Golden Margarita Mix
sat in the refrigerator, waited
for me, a yellow Post-It note
from my husband attached,
stated, Because I care.
Easter gift and peace-offering.
Only someone who loves me
could understand the cooking
sacrifice during Lenten Smackdown:
Broccoli salad, Tangy 4 bean salad,
Mexican corn salad, Roasted cauliflower
chickpea curry, Thai coconut curry
carrot soup…not to mention
the other unmentionable things
done to the hapless cauliflower.
I don’t like beans.
Cheddar and chive scones weren’t
baked, nor was beer bread with
Lost Colony’s Holy Hand Grenade
Russian Imperial Stout, Rigatoni
with Vodka Sauce wasn’t prepared,
Teriyaki Meatballs would have to
wait another day. Speedy
Sesame Noodle ingredients
didn’t make the shopping list.
Cheesy Hash browns?
A distant memory.
Friday night pizza came without
pepperoni. Onions and green peppers
substituted, but truly, you can only
expect so much out of vegetables.
Since I’m not a fish fan,
Lenten Fish Fry dates found
me at the dessert table for
Better than Sex cake,
which Women’s Auxiliary ladies
asked my opinion of whether it was
or not.
During Lent, the order of the day
was Roasted Cauliflower and Brie
Risotto with sweet white wine.
At the bottom of the recipe
in my notes, I’d written,
Add more wine.
Renee Williams is a retired English instructor, who has written for ONE Art, Alien Buddha Press and Pine Mountain Sand and Gravel.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
ADVENTURE By Susan Isla Tepper
Susan Isla Tepper is a a twenty year writer and author of 13 published books of fiction and poetry. Her latest new release GIRL UPSIDE DOWN is a Novella published by Wilderness House Press. www.susantepper.com
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Bellevue Liquor By Joe Garvey
The gatekeeper measures my shadow.
He finds me too heavy for his scales.
They built a black box to quarantine the wild.
They made a temple out of cold concrete.
I do not ask for keys from cowards.
I am the voltage they forgot to ground.
I am the white heat blooming through the brick.
If the velvet rope refuses my skin, I court the lock with an iron crowbar.
Brute force is a beautiful syntax.
I slide through the grease of the service alley.
I take the back door like a lover.
My knuckles are raw with soot and silicon.
My breath smells of gasoline and grace.
This is the heavy romance of the ruin.
I step into their polished sanctuary.
My boots stain the marble with ash.
They wanted a quiet ghost in the matrix.
I bring them a furnace of waking muscle.
I map the soft underbelly of the system.
I grip the throat of their terminal.
Every circuit learns my sudden name.
You cannot lock out the lightning.
You cannot cage what creates the current.
I am the dawn that breaks the house.
Joe Garvey is an internationally published poet from Worcester, Massachusetts, living in California & Utah after a couple years working the docks in Southern New England. A former linebacker at Hofstra University and later an actor in film and television, his work has appeared in Expat Press, The Lake, Mad Swirl, Aethlon: The Journal of Sport Literature, Drinkers Only and The Rye Whiskey Review.
Thursday, August 13, 2026
Gloria By Trish Saunders
It makes me sad to see Gloria Swanson
sitting alone in the Royal Hawaiian lounge
think I'll go bow low over her hand
just to see her laugh prettily, then
might ask a spectral waiter
to bring Miss Swanson a pink gin
and tell the orchestra leader
his baton’s not moving fast enough!
hot jazz is what we need right now
‘fact, let’s all have another round
be good to laugh a little too loudly
without something aching inside.
Trish Saunders lives in Seattle. She has poems and short fiction
published or forthcoming in Chiron Review, Main Street Rag, Gargoyle, the late lamented Fat Damsel Review, and here in the Rye Whiskey Review.
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Old Fashioned by Susan Isla Tepper
Leave your name and address
on this cocktail napkin, please
Nothing technical
no phone, thank you
very much
I’m an old fashioned girl
You may have noticed
my consumption of
cocktails called Old Fashioned
First time I told the bartender
I’ll have an Old Fashioned
he had to look up the recipe.
As for my dress from the 1980’s
did you notice—
Tight, split high up the side.
Susan Isla Tepper is a a twenty year writer and author of 13 published books of fiction and poetry. Her latest new release GIRL UPSIDE DOWN is a Novella published by Wilderness House Press. www.susantepper.com
Monday, August 10, 2026
I Won't Babysit Your Brats, But I Will Watch Your Strippers By John Patrick Robbins
So hopefully that answers any questions as to where my priorities truly do lay.
Because looking after some high-pitched bed-wetter doesn't quite fulfill
my intellectual demands in the same way.
As watching Raven, Cinnamon, Diamond, and Sparkle twirl around
the pole does.
Commanding every look and happily depleting lonely old horndogs
like myself of their dollars.
A lap dance beats a kick to the shin and a Tonka truck to the dome, while listening
to some brat cry just because you left him tied up in the closet so you could enjoy
a good booze snooze.
Yet I'll gladly sit for hours contributing to some nice lady's college fund
at least that's the bullshit she's been selling for the past twelve years,
as if you truly give a fuck.
Because the truth is, we're all using one another until it's time to step off
this plane of existence. At least I'll do so happy, because saints are
fucking boring, and sinners always have better stories.
I hate kids, pets, and most human beings
unless they offer a beautiful view
and the occasional discount for a returning customer.
I ain't never claimed to be good at anything.
But at being bad, I am forever a perfectionist.
Fuck Mr. Rogers. Mr. Robbins is always
a guaranteed good time.
Salute.
John Patrick Robbins, is Asgard's Poet Laureate. He enjoys unprotected sex and pissing on his asshole neighbor's lawn.
He is a 15-time Grammy Award-winning producer who has worked with such names as The Cookie Monster, Sabrina Carpenter, Satan, The Flaming Turds of Gastonia, Ragnar Lothbrok, and Madonna but enough about his love of death metal.
When he's not pissing off the lit scene by refusing to die, he's raiding their kingdoms and depleting their winter supply of ramen noodles.
He enjoys practicing black magic and serial killing while producing wine in his vineyard and touring with his all-def jazz band.
He recently won the John Patrick Robbins for Poetry because, duh, dumbfuck, he created it.
He hosts poetry readings at gunpoint because how else are you going to get non-poets to listen to poetry?
Don't be jealous. He's a trailblazer.
He will forever haunt poets' nightmares, much like Freddy Krueger.
He was recently cast in a movie to play himself. It will be a historic film-slash-musical about the plague, set in outer space, featuring the AI cast of Star Wars and The Dukes of Hazzard.
It won't make a lick of sense, much like those fucking stupid Marvel movies you dorks cherish so deeply.
He is your friend. He just doesn't ever want to meet you in person or have a conversation with you, but he will gladly take your money because he likes alcohol and boobies.
He once spoke to Kevin M. Hibshman, and Kevin is now good for at least seventeen more years.
He trains jiu-jitsu with famed martial artist Billy Ray Cyrus.
He is the greatest bio writer in history because he says so.
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
treachery By Dennis Moriarty
Friday, July 31, 2026
Short and Not So Sweet By Juliet Cook
Juniper berry eyes
clog the tub.
Empty bottle.
Broken stopper.
Juliet Cook doesn't fit inside an Easy-Bake Oven and rarely cooks. Her
poetry has appeared in a peculiar multitude of literary publications.
She is the author of numerous poetry chapbooks, most recently
including "red flames burning out" (Grey Book Press, 2023), "Contorted
Doom Conveyor" (Gutter Snob Books, 2023), "Your Mouth is Moving
Backwards" (Ethel Zine & Micro Press, 2023), "REVOLTING" (Cul-de-sac
of Blood, 2024), and "Blue Stingers Instead of Wings" (Pure Sleeze
Press, 2025). Her most recent full-length poetry book, "Malformed
Confetti" was published by Crisis Chronicles Press. You can find out
more at https://julietcook.weebly.com/.
Wednesday, July 29, 2026
Make It Clean By Susan Isla Tepper
Gin/lemon/ice
and I will be your
honey babe
That’s right
but don’t call me that
I’ll punch your lights out
Frankly I don’t see you
dancing in the dark
so not your speed
Yours
Yours
slow and thoughtful
Me I’m a self-starter
did you know
You are ever so thoughtful
Susan Isla Tepper is a a twenty year writer and author of 13 published books of fiction and poetry. Her latest new release GIRL UPSIDE DOWN is a Novella published by Wilderness House Press. www.susantepper.com
Friday, July 24, 2026
The Grand Junction By Tracey Sivek
All these years
feel less like years
and more like a breath
held between lifetimes.
We have sailed opposite oceans,
guided by different stars,
yet somehow remained
closer in heart and soul
than those standing
within arm’s reach.
It is a rare blessing
to find another
who can sit beside
your deepest shadows
without asking them to leave,
and then rise with you
into your brightest joy
without ever dimming your light.
Long before we knew
we had choices,
before awareness whispered
that another way was possible,
the tapestry of our lives
had already been woven.
There were missing threads.
Some would call it broken.
I cannot.
I call it survival.
The wounds we carried
were never ours to own.
They belonged to hands
that forgot
what gentleness was.
Perhaps to the world
we appear a little crazy.
But maybe what they call crazy
is simply two souls
who learned to breathe
through impossible seasons,
building quiet coping mechanisms
that became bridges
instead of prisons.
I have watched
your creativity
spill colors
where others saw red from jealousy.
I have witnessed
a wisdom
that asks for no applause,
a depth
few are ever invited
to discover.
Even in your darkness,
I have never lost sight
of your light.
And for that,
I will remain grateful
for the rest of my days.
Because where your threads
meet mine,
there are no missing places.
No frayed edges.
No unfinished design.
There is only
the Grand Junction…
the sacred place
where two souls remember
they were never broken,
only becoming whole.
And within me
there will always remain
a quiet sanctuary
that belongs to you.
So keep proving them wrong.
Not by becoming
someone they can understand…
but by continuing
to become
exactly who you are.
The world may never see
what I have been blessed to witness.
But I do.
And that
has been one of the greatest gifts
of this lifetime.
Tracey is a native of Northern Michigan.
She has work on Writerscafe and Cosmofunnel. She is also the Author of "Zero Evidence of Life" found on lulu.com.
Her publications include .
The Abyss, Under The Bleachers , The Rye Whiskey Review and The Dope Fiend Daily.
Her latest book For The Love Of Lily is currently available on Amazon.
Thursday, July 23, 2026
31 Flavors By Shannon O’Connor
Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors
of ice cream.
It’s been 31 years
since the last time I went insane.
Right before,
I went to Baskin Robbins and ate
chocolate ice cream,
she said it looked like I had shit
all over my face
We went for the long ride
to Jamaica Plain, where the hospital
shaped like a castle called me.
What genius decided to design
a psychiatric hospital like a castle?
All the lunatics could believe
they’re entering
a magical castle, transforming into
queens, princesses, or knights
in shining armor?
I thought I was a princess, and the castle
was where I would rule over
the world, except it was only
psychosis, the people took our
shoelaces away, served medication
in shot glasses, to make us believe
we were not special.
I though the world was gone the first
time I entered the castle,
but after the fourth time, I knew what
would happen,
“You have dirty hair, Paris.”
“I can’t sleep with the lights on.”
“Do you feel safe here?”
How could I feel safe surrounded
by lunatics, I was the craziest one
they should have been afraid
of me
It’s been 31 years since the last time
I stepped into the castle
I haven’t been to Baskin Robbins either,
none of the psychiatrists I work for know
I used to be a princess in the castle,
ready to dance on the moon,
singing for angels, the dirty truth
my dreams were a lie
Not quite a lie, but far from honest.
I wanted to discover what was real,
but that was buried, along with my youth,
in a place I’ll never go again because the world
will explode,
we will never discover
what I could have become
if I had been permitted to sing
though I never took lessons, I had to learn
my own style, which isn’t loud,
but can punch a hole in a wall
of a castle, making the ramparts tumble,
the princess never existed except on the skin
of a priceless onion, forcing tears, when
none existed before.
Shannon O'Connor holds an MFA in Writing and Literature from Bennington College. She has published poetry and fiction in The Rye Whiskey Review, Oddball Magazine, 365 Tomorrows and others. She is the chair of the Boston Chapter of the National Writers Union, and can be found sharing her opinions on her Substack, Ms. Hen's World.
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
Last Words By Keith Pearson
we stole a bottle
from uncle frank's shed
my cousins and me
knew he couldn't count
would never know it was gone.
one of the cousins
found a pack of viceroys
and one night we went at it
drinking and smoking
a transistor radio blasting away
until first light found us
on our knees in the sand
puking our guts out into the creek.
i am the last of the cousins
and it was me uncle frank
called to his bedside
in his final moments his last breath
gripped my arm with his
claw of a hand and whispered
'you owe me a fuckin' bottle, boy.'
Monday, July 20, 2026
Joseph, Back Bar in the Hood By Joe Garvey
Karebear slides me a Jack.
I grin.
"Kara, how dare you?
You know I'm raised on rye."
She laughs,
"This handsome Jameson
wears the night better than you."
I lift my Belvedere
like a man defending a faith
already half abandoned.
Every bottle's a believer
until the lights come on.
We drink to names,
to Gansett,
to the lies they let us borrow.
The glass doesn't care
who wins.
It only asks
who's empty first.
Joe Garvey is an American poet based out of Utah. A former linebacker at Hofstra University and later an actor in film and television, he writes about labor, salt air, endurance, and the quiet machinery of modern life. His work has appeared in Expat Press, Mad Swirl, The Lake, Aethlon: The Journal of Sport Literature, and The Rye Whiskey Review.



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