Friday, March 20, 2020

I'm So Nice by Scott Simmons

Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:I don't give a shit.

What's black, white, and red all over?
A:I also don't give a shit.

So what do those two jokes have in common with you?
Read my other answers and maybe you'll find out.

Can't you just tell that I love you? 





Scott Simmons is a humorist/poet from Houston Texas and is also the editor of The Dope Fiend Daily. His works can be found at Ariel Chart, Under The Bleachers, The Anti Heroin Chic, Horror Sleaze Trash, Duanes Poetree, Medusas Kitchen, and Drinkers Only. His "artwork" can also be found on instagram at deranged_texan

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