Thursday, December 24, 2020

pâtissier & pâtissière by Don Robishaw

Four forty-five, he wakes to the bugle sound of réveille played on a programmed digital alarm. Charles Robidoux rises with the sunlight in his sage colored, Spanish-Style condo along the Merrimack, feet on the floor, butt still on the bed, breath smelling of pickled pig knuckles, with a huge claw hand pressing his forehead on both sides where the cartilage is thinnest, fearing this be the morning he presses too hard. Lets go of his throbbing temples, as the other paw slides back and forth on a five-day beard. He’s the pastry-guy. 

Charlie, a retired Navy cook, returns to the old neighborhood and the same bar he hung out at before the war. Many old friends, still there. 

The seasons have not been kind. A drinking man. He has his issues.

*                

Today, the Food Manager at a homeless shelter where he’s allowed paid days off due to hangovers. That can happen, when you’re a former chef at five star hotels. His passion is making pastries. Loved by residents and staff, not for his magnificent meals, but for his Friday pastry specials.

First ten years in the Navy, was a mess cook for the enlisted men and women. Got his high school equivalency diploma, attended an advanced training school, and became a chef for high ranking officers. After retirement enrolled in the well-known Cambridge School of Culinary Arts. He's skilled in the making of pastries, desserts, cakes, pies, breads, and other baked goods.

One day Slim Nelson, a resident at the shelter asks, “Cookie, when ya gonna share Friday’s recipe with me? I heard those brownies are pretty good.” Not the first time he’s asked.


“A simple technique from my Great Uncle and Auntie Phanna, from Cambodia.” She became the first Cambodian pâtissière during Colonialism. Her husband, Antonie was a pâtissier from Paris.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me how to make ‘em. What are the ingrediants?”

“A long held secret, passed from generation to generation.”

Slim’s not known for taking too much shit. “People say they’re the best brownies they’ve ever had. Visiting family for the holidays. Don’t have much money for gifts, but if I contribute a full pan, they’ll be happy. They’re easy to please. It’s just the thought that counts, as people say.”

Charlie doesn’t take people’s shit, either. “Man, can’t give ya the frickin' recipe. Told you that, twice already.” Feeling sorry for Slim . . . tis the season to be jolly. “Come to the Golden Tap this weekend. I’ll make an extra batch so you can take a baker’s dozen to your family. Be making a bunch for the regulars. They dig ‘em too. I’ll tell the bartender to put your first ten draught beers on my tab, in case I’m late. Merry Christmas, mate.”

Slim sticks out his frail hand and they shake.

A Wicked Blizzard Hits the Golden Tap & Grill 

Several of Charlie’s mates stand by the cigarette-machine, leaning against the plate-glass window below the blinking neon blue. Red-nose Charlie suddenly appears, dragging himself over the snowbank in front. He tumbles and lands on a narrow shoveled path, made just for him.

Tap, tap, tap.

Let the bastard in, says the bartender. 

He pushes open the stuck green door to enter the darkened cave, steps up to the fifty-foot mahogany bar. “Frickin’ cah’s buried.”

Charlie enters a room full of unshaven laughter. A snowed-in drinking buddy helps him with his backpack and fishes out several baggies. He tosses Charlie’s ‘special’ warm homemade brownies between overflowing ashtrays. Slim’s there and grabs a bag for himself. Laughs turn to cheers. Reefer prohibition has ended down in Massachusetts.

Now Slim knows exactly what’s the secret ingredient that makes Charlie Robidoux’s Friday brownies so special. Tis the season to be jolly!




Don Robishaw’s collection of five FF tales found in, ‘Bad Road Ahead’ was the Grand Winner in Defenestrationism, 2020 Flash Fiction Suite Contest. Don’s short story entitled,’Bad Paper Odyssey’ was a semi-finalist in Digging Through the Fat 2018 Chapbook Contest. His work has also recently appeared in The Rye Whiskey Review, Drunk Monkeys, Literary Orphans, Crack-the-Spine, FFM, O’ Dark Thirty, among other venues. Many of the characters he developed have been homeless, served for periods of time in the military, or are based upon archetypes or stereotypes he's met while on the road. He likes to write poetry, satire, tragedies, and gritty fictional tales — of men and women from various backgrounds — that may have sprouted from a seed, from his past. Before he stopped working to write he ran educational programs for homeless shelters. Don's also well-traveled, using various ways and means: Sailor, Peace Corps Volunteer, bartender, hitchhiker, world traveler, college professor, and circus roustabout.

   

Friday, December 18, 2020

Last Hour by Susan Tepper

To the last hour
I work the silent page
pounding clay into
no form  
beating the air out
to learn from 
or recall
in some shape
a life foreign
its long ago form 
keep pounding 
‘til remedy
not cure
‘til the air is out



Susan Tepper is the author of nine published books of fiction and poetry.  Her most recent titles are CONFESS (poetry published by Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and the road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019).  Tepper has received many honors and awards.  She’s a native  ) New Yorker.  www.susantepper.com


Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Another Break by Jonathan Butcher

A voluntary retreat, away from
shoulders grinding together,
mornings draped in cobwebs 
away from bleeding nostrils.
A calm early hours shift, in favour
of darkened afternoons.

That air that now feels like steel pins,
our mouths happy to receive. 
The cages of teeth lifted, and our
restraints no longer confined to pillows
and bad conversation.

Our charge, delivered from a pulpit,
a monotone drone, that falls on 
open ears yet is never digested
by actions; a fragile pose that snaps
at the first presentation.

Once the posturing is over, and we
drain our organs, cleansed again as 
that slight whisper becomes a chorus,
and we gradually wilt along without will,
and embrace this inevitable chaos.






Jonathan Butcher was born and lives in Sheffield, England.
He has has had work appear in various print and online
publications, including Mad Swirl, Drunk Monkeys, The Morning Star, The Transnational, The Beatnik Cowboy, The Rye Whiskey Review and others. His Third chapbook 'Corroded Gardens' was published in 2019 by Fixator Press.


Thursday, December 3, 2020

Graffiti on a Park-Bench in Tallinn by John Doyle

You’re someone's reason not to die.
How many plebs sat there,
castle-walls preening on their souls
thinking I'm someone's reason something died.
I thought that, heading for Helsinki
on a ship full of philosophers, cabaret singers, 
a park-bench Phaedrus
turning his dial to 
Gil Scott-Heron’s 20th Century
doctrines




John Doyle became a Mod again in the summer of 2017 to fight off his impending mid-life crisis; whether this has been a success remains to be seen. He has has two collections published to date, A Stirring at Dusk in 2017, and Songs for Boys Called Wendell Gomez in 2018, both on PSKI's Porch.

He is based in Maynooth, County Kildare, Ireland. All he asks is that you leave your guns at the door and tie up your horses before your enter.





Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Pre-Xmas Excitement by Ian Lewis Copestick

Sundays have always
been depressing, but
this one is even more
so than usual. It's less
than a month until Xmas,
and I'm in debt up to my
eyeballs, I don't know
where I'm supposed to
get the extra money from.
The D.W.P. don't suddenly
get generous, just because
I've got presents to buy.
I used to get a £10 bonus
at Christmas time.
Wow !!! A full £10, but now
I don't even get that.
With the lockdown taking
almost everything that's fun,
away this year they should
also cancel Christmas.
Santa won't be a part of
your bubble, he's putting us
all at risk.
The fat, bearded bastard. 




Ian Lewis Copestick is a 48 year old writer (I prefer that term to poet ) from Stoke on Trent, England. I spend most of my life sitting,  thinking then sometimes writing. I have been published in Anti Heroin Chic, the Dope Fiend Daily, Outlaw Poetry, Synchronized Chaos, the Rye Whiskey Review, Medusa's Kitchen and Horror Sleaze Trash.

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Catacombs by Jonathan Butcher

Framed by that shelled out hollow
chapel, their bodies rotund, in the only
spot the sun offered light. I walk past
as their eyes flash forward. I catch
a glimpse of a reflection I once knew
but no longer recognise, which now 
stands smudged and without substance.

The flowers that twist through those fences
of wire and wood hang limp, as starved 
of nourishment as our aging heads, 
that no longer hold thoughts of escape,
only tired and worn visions. We again
start a critical argument for the sheer
sake of passing time.

A lazy comparison passed our lips,
like an ill thought out lecture, another
excuse dressed up as cynical glamour.
We once more find riches in rags and chipped
tea-cups, and continue to peddle our 
trade, that leaves our hands unscathed;
a slow drift, that slowly bleeds our responsibility.




Jonathan Butcher was born and lives in Sheffield, England.
He has has had work appear in various print and online
publications, including Mad Swirl, Drunk Monkeys, The Morning Star, The Transnational, The Beatnik Cowboy, The Rye Whiskey Review and others.His Third chapbook 'Corroded Gardens' was published in 2019 by Fixator Press. 






Thursday, October 8, 2020

The Last Olive on Earth by Luis Cuauhtémoc Berriozábal

I dreamt I was in a kitchen
where the forks were too small
to impale an olive. How I 
struggled with that olive that
I picked up with my fingers
and ate it up like if it was
the last olive on earth.
The kitchen was small as well.
I could barely make it through 
the door despite my short 
stature. I had to duck my head
and come in sideways with my
belly needing to be tucked in.
The table and chairs were tiny.

The kitchen had the most
flavorful smells of cinnamon,
ginger, and garlic. There was
no sign of food anywhere but
those smells permeated through 
out the room. I ate the olive, which 
was the last olive on earth.





Luis was born in Mexico, lives in California, and works in the mental health field in Los Angeles, CA. His poems have appeared in Ariel Chart, Beatnik Cowboy, Dope Fiend Daily, Unlikely Stories, and Zygote In My Coffee.




Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Bio Bargain Bin. By John Patrick Robbins

I have read author's bios, that at times say more than the poem itself.
They're rambling and speak of greatness.


That makes me double check the submission, to see if there is something I missed.


But often it's just a bunch of hot air and artistic bullshit.
I once received a submission from a writer I admire.


"Hey John, this is total shit! But thanks for reading."


I sent this said writer a quick reply.


"Hey no need for an apology, I deal with more shit than a sanitation worker on a daily basis. It's a no from me, but I passed it on to Dope Fiend Daily.They have ultra low standards and the editor is a total basket case."


The writer waited a day to reply and when he did so the email seemed a bit awkward.
 
"John, umm thanks I guess."


He probably viewed me as a prick and thought I was more than a little bit strange.


And now he knew exactly how it was to be the guy dealing with whacked out emotional basket cases.


All standing upon the verge, of love and rage with a simple.
Yes or no.


I may no longer be working the floor as a bouncer. But in the  literary world I was very much still watching the door.


My bio is always quick and to the point and sometimes a bit strange.
Because if your not having fun then why the fuck are you doing this to begin with?


Cause it's damn sure not for the money or fame.


If your bio speaks about your greatness then don't you think your words should actually back it up?


Place pretentious long winded bio nobody's reading here.


Toodles.




John Patrick Robbins, is the editor of The Rye Whiskey Review and The Black Shamrock Magazine.
His work has been published in.

San Pedro River Review, Punk Noir Magazine, San Antonio Review, Romingos Blog, Piker Press, The Blue Nib. 1870 Magazine, Heroin Love Songs, Fearless Poetry Zine, Schlock Magazine.

His work is always unfiltered.

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Shut Down by Ian Lewis Copestick

Sometimes life, and
the people you have
to share it with just
bring you down so
much that the only
thing that you can
do in psychic self
defence is neck
back a bottle of
whisky. Or take any
drug that you can
lay your hands on.
I know that these
things are stupid,
and won't help you
at all, but every now
and then you just
get so low that you
need to shut your
brain down for an
hour or two.
I can feel a shut down
coming on.




Ian Lewis Copestick is a 46 year old writer (I prefer that term to poet ) from Stoke on Trent, England. I spend most of my life sitting,  thinking then sometimes writing. I have been published in Anti Heroin Chic, the Dope Fiend Daily, Outlaw Poetry, Synchronized Chaos, the Rye Whiskey Review, Medusa's Kitchen and Horror Sleaze Trash.

Friday, August 14, 2020

Glib Minions. By Kevin M. Hibshman


I shall never be one of the glib minions, perpetually comatose, lying prostrate at some so-called 
leader's feet.


Happily deceived, they pledge their feeble allegiance to HE who promises to smite any enemy their 
rotted imaginations can conceive.


I wonder if when future generations gaze back upon our blemished history, 
Will they shake their heads in utter disbelief at how we once allowed a cowardly mob of madmen
to rob us of our pride, purpose and dignity?









Kevin M. Hibshman has had poems published in many journals and magazines world wide.
 In addition, he has edited his poetry zine, Fearless, since 1990 and is the author of sixteen chapbooks including Love Sex Death Dreams (Green Bean Press, 2000) and Incessant Shining (Alternating Current, 2011).

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

THE SLOW COLD REEK OF SUSPICION by Jay Passer

I can’t think while the mice are listening
my only companions although they disgust me
waiting for me to leave by the door or by dying
in either case, revolution is on their tiny minds
savvy their infinitesimal Hitchcockian urges
gathering en masse behind undulating walls
in noxious league with other species of vermin
I can’t even tiptoe around the room, thanks to
broken shards of psychic warfare littered about
I put on my Kafka mask, shut tight all the windows
as an insidious karma corrodes the cancer within
I can’t abandon the proscenium for fear 
of demolishing the fourth wall for good





Jay Passer's work has appeared in print and online since 1988. He is the author of several chapbooks and has appeared in a bunch of anthologies. His latest collection, they lied to me when they said everything would be alright, from Pski's Porch, is available at Amazon. Passer lives and works in San Francisco, the city of his birth.







Thursday, July 23, 2020

86’ed. By Dan Provost


Barred from Wonderland
with an idea of poetic license
stuck to my calamity.
Billowing hopelessness stalks the
ground with the horizontal
homeless.
Before I go, I’ll take three of what she’s
having and call it a life.
Be patient, as I count the
pennies to pay the tab.
You’ve got nowhere to
go Captain America…
Being 86’ed forever is a
title I’d welcome
           warmly…
I can sit on the curb
all day now
and portray my pitiful
mistake.
As passer byes lean against my
new home.
Trying to lift gum off
their shoe.






Dan Provost's poetry has been published throughout the small press for a number of years.  Some recent publications include: Ariel Chart, Poetical Review, Merak Magazine, Oddball Magazine, Deuce Coupe, Misfit Magazine, the Rye Whiskey Review, Cajun Mutt Press and the Dope Fiend Daily.  He has two books coming out in 2020.  Under the Influence of Nothingness by Kung Fu Treachery Press and Rattle of a Realizer, published by Whiskey City Press.  He lives in Berlin, New Hampshire with his wife Laura and dog Bella.



Thursday, July 16, 2020

Saplings by Susan Tepper


Watch a sudden flash 
fire absorb the ground
weeds bunched 
like yarn
you worked into 
a fragrant sweater
carry flames
rushing to finish
for him
Everything tall is bending
The strain—
The saplings before 
their time to silver 



Susan Tepper is the author of nine published books of fiction and poetry. Her two most recent titles are CONFESS (poetry from Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and a road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019) that was shortlisted at American Book Fest. Other honors and awards include eighteen Pushcart Prize Nominations, a Pulitzer Nomination by Cervena Barva Press for the novel ‘What May Have Been’ (re-written for adaptation as a stage play to open in NY next year), shortlisted in Zoetrope Contest for the Novel (2003), NPR’s Selected Shorts for ‘Deer’ published in American Letters & Commentary (ed. Anna Rabinowitz), Second Place Winner in StorySouth Million Writers Award, Best of 17 Years of Vestal Review and more. Tepper is a native New Yorker. www.susantepper.com




Friday, July 3, 2020

From the Fountain by Susan Tepper


Do you walk 
to make light
through your arms
tree limbs 
hanging.
In Paris 
when the rain stopped  
the buildings
breathed out heat.
A young man
emerged
greasy hair swept back
a sheen to his 
unwashed face and
cheap rumpled suit.
I pictured him 
entwined with a stranger 
all the night before.
Industrious 
he emptied a knapsack
filling empty 
water bottles to sell
to tourists later
from the fountain.




Susan Tepper is the author of nine published books of fiction and poetry. Her two most recent titles are CONFESS (poetry from Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and a road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019) that was shortlisted at American Book Fest. Other honors and awards include eighteen Pushcart Prize Nominations, a Pulitzer Nomination by Cervena Barva Press for the novel ‘What May Have Been’ (re-written for adaptation as a stage play to open in NY next year), shortlisted in Zoetrope Contest for the Novel (2003), NPR’s Selected Shorts for ‘Deer’ published in American Letters & Commentary (ed. Anna Rabinowitz), Second Place Winner in StorySouth Million Writers Award, Best of 17 Years of Vestal Review and more. Tepper is a native New Yorker. www.susantepper.com



Thursday, June 18, 2020

Knee-Deep in Mud, No Gold Yet by John Doyle


Some dolt called Agnew 
whose first name's not Spiro
leaves me standing rain-soaked in a hotel foyer, 

taxi motor still ticks outside -
she tells me sorry 14 times,
when a chef shouts at her 

from the kitchen to bring out 15 souffles,
her bestie and soul-mate Sarah giving me the evil eye
with her cool-cat friends 

waiting behind my taxi in dune-buggy 
like its 1968,
ready to recreate photos of people standing by a wall

doing various alternating poses, 
some wearing beany-hats,
others in stripey psychedelic drainpipe pants 

and Dick Dastardly hats. 
Everyone likes to jump when the camera clicks - 
makes them look kooky, you see.

Her bestie's boyfriend's called David, 
or Carl, or something - he's sensitive, apparently.
Agnew knocks things over, quite a lot, I notice, 

and six months later 
she still calls me 'Rob'.
Rob, she says, can we do this some other time?

I say surebut I've forgotten your name, 
is it Spiro? I know your pop's name is Nelson.
I turn around, she's gone - in a puff of smoke, 

the bang of a dune buggy back-fires
outside, my cab driver drops his Evening Herald, looks around. 
It's times like these I wish I smoked, though it couldn't be Marlboro, 

I'm not enough of a cowboy just yet
to lasso cowgirls like these.
Turns out three years later she comes out. After dark, I tell myself -

to feast on the souls of fallen angels. 
Bloodshot O'Hara sitting beside me agrees,
pours me a long-cool glass of milk,

we run Planet Waves and Oh Mercy through the jukebox, 
until we start to weigh them down
and they stop by a water through, smoke coming from their saddles.






John Doyle became a Mod again in the summer of 2017 to fight off his impending mid-life crisis; whether this has been a success remains to be seen. He has has two collections published to date, A Stirring at Dusk in 2017, and Songs for Boys Called Wendell Gomez in 2018, both on PSKI's Porch. 

He is based in Maynooth, County Kildare, Ireland. All he asks is that you leave your guns at the door and tie up your horses before your enter.


Tuesday, June 16, 2020

remembrance. By Jck Hnry

the sky lingers
fat across my mind,
blood stained and wet
with tears from a
mourning of souls.
it is another day
of remembrance
when everything remains
forgotten.

so-called patriots
thump their chests
w/ broken fists,
chant about civil
rights and masks.

it is a courtesy and
respect for others,
but they don’t care,
they don’t listen,
they don’t believe in
anyone’s gold but their
own.

and i laugh as they
cough through tubes
of plastic attached
to machines that keep
them alive.

there are no sides
to take when it
comes to dying.






jck hnry is a writer/publisher/editor, based in southeastern california.  recent publications include:  Deuce Coupe, Rye Whiskey Review, Razur Cuts, Cajun Mutt, Dissident Voices, Horror Sleaze Trash, Bold Monkey, Red Fez, dope fiend daily and a bunch of other noble zines and journals.  Books include:  “With the Patience of Monuments (neoPoesis) ,” “Crunked, (Epic Rites)” and the upcoming "Driving w/Crazy (Punk Hostage Press, 2020).”  hnry is also editor and publisher of Heroin Love Songs and 1870. for more go to jackhenry.wordpress.com. 

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Pulped by Susan Tepper


All theories of madness pulped
‘til pits floated in the liquid
undrinkable—
the off-color of piss. No formulation 
we could figure out 
as the thing darkened by the minute
we sank further in the muck—
around us a stink.
Rot and decay like cheese
not cured to mold. 
Father, I prayed,
in my rusty way, 
what beast has set upon the earth?




Susan Tepper is the author of nine published books of fiction and poetry. Her two most recent titles are CONFESS (poetry from Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and a road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019) that was shortlisted at American Book Fest. Other honors and awards include eighteen Pushcart Prize Nominations, a Pulitzer Nomination by Cervena Barva Press for the novel ‘What May Have Been’ (re-written for adaptation as a stage play to open in NY next year), shortlisted in Zoetrope Contest for the Novel (2003), NPR’s Selected Shorts for ‘Deer’ published in American Letters & Commentary (ed. Anna Rabinowitz), Second Place Winner in StorySouth Million Writers Award, Best of 17 Years of Vestal Review and more. Tepper is a native New Yorker. www.susantepper.com