Last time I looked I knew the last place they'd be was the bottom of a pitcher out of fizz, out of time, out of wives, wait...

She was the hero for alley-living normalcy. Trying to pamper cold, winded face with stolen makeup. Some men would give her a double...

Why did the chicken cross the road? A:I don't give a shit. What's black, white, and red all over? A:I also don't give a ...

The older I get the more I see That for no one is this life easy The multi-millionaires  that I hate Still have hemorroids and headaches...

Again, it's grits everywhere, saucepan lid spins until - its muffled crescendo - good morning.  I was told “ expect this every...

Dead lost and not  knowing the note  to be got, they're the ones that  always have  a song to sound,  if not to sing o...

I saw a woman yelling at her husband today or maybe it was her boyfriend either way, she was screaming at him they were on the...