Jose Cuervo Golden Margarita Mix sat in the refrigerator, waited for me, a yellow Post-It note from my husband attached, stated, Because I c...

Walking the ice this country was tricky,  rather they pranced, each step Should be a coupon event she told him: each step equals one vodka. ...

  The gatekeeper measures my shadow. He finds me too heavy for his scales. They built a black box to quarantine the wild. They made a temple...

It makes me sad to see Gloria Swanson  sitting alone in the Royal Hawaiian lounge think I'll go bow low over her hand  just to see her l...

Leave your name and address on this cocktail napkin, please Nothing technical no phone, thank you very much I’m an old fashioned girl You m...

  So hopefully that answers any questions as to where my priorities truly do lay. Because looking after some high-pitched bed-wetter doesn...

I kissed my father once, when he wasn’t  looking, not embarrass him in the presence of his god, but to explore the prospect of how it might ...